Insane Asylum
Refuge from conscience, conscious, and context
I’m like a duckstack chasing cars
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Welcome to the river styx. As you can see, the ferryman is a stack of several ducks in a trenchcloak. He will get you across the river safely, as long as you follow the safety procedures. Here’s today’s newsletter, be sure to go over it a couple of times before dying.
The Law Of The Jungle
How to play Kick The Can
If you add up all the percentages on the chart below, you will find that you can prevent 553% of violent crime by simply never letting criminals out of jail, ever.
There is a mishapen idea of mercy in the world, and it goes something like this. “The worse of a sin you pardon, the more merciful you are.” In pursuit of piety, criminals are released and re-released. You can look at these lenient judges as activists, deliberately terrorizing society, and in New York that is true. Its also true that white people have innate difficulty finding ethnic people guilty. But these are all the wrong lens, the right lens is that these leftists are simply full of radiant, beaming, hope.
It isn’t really that the Leftsists do not believe these guys are criminals. Leftists wanted to lynch Kyle Rittenhouse (and every paramedic supportive of him) long after there was full video footage of the incident from multiple angles showing the boy getting the snot beat out of him with skateboards and pistols before he started firing. The issue at issue was that justice was done, meaning the feral ‘people’ were not given a chance to repent. This offends leftists.
Some guys call Leftism “cultural Marxism” and this is an unhelpful and unclear label, but it is true. Marxism is defined by seizing the means of production from the wealthy and redistributing it to the poor, and when you frame this as not just economic Marxism but “cultural” it means taking from the virtuous to give opportunities to the diseased. The good cultures exist to be parasitized and seized by the cultures of poverty and destruction.
As a result, a massive amount of the economy is increasingly sliced off from productivity and diverted to escaping the consequences of the civil rights movement. You can’t discriminate in lending, you can’t let people form their own risk pools in insurance, you can’t have real estate agents telling buyers whether an area is high crime. You can’t have standards at public pools so everyone needs to have their own private pool. And so on. You will notice an increasing amount of bars over mundane items at your grocery store, because stores can no longer rely on the government to effectively deter shoplifting. If you can’t keep criminals incarcerated, then all public spaces have to be converted into prisons. Mercy to the wicked is cruelty to the innocent, and how much flesh are we comfortable carving from people to pad people from the consequences of their actions?
I’m not saying anything new here. Its corrupted Christianity, where mercy robs justice. Jesus said to forgive, and that means we don’t get to have any standards. This includes the standard of believing in Jesus at all, which is why most leftists become atheists- its minimalist. Pure. The religion with all the extraneous bits shaved off.
With the Book of Mormon (a book full of righteous violence) its a lot harder to go to that take away, but you can find leftists everywhere, because guilty people like to believe they don’t need to do anything to get forgiveness. You can preach the temple-table overturning Jesus all you want, but its not really going to stick, because that Jesus isn’t found in their bibles, and they do not see that Jesus as an authority. Also the moral of that story is not very clear. So there is need for a secular argument, but the wheat and tares have been growing together for a while now, and it is becoming easier and easier to pick them apart, based on the fruit.
History
Our son knows every car on the road which is the same as our car.
Son throwing a ball and it fell down and bonked his forehead: “how dare you drop and bonk on my head!” (picks up the ball, throws it again, it rebounds and bonks him on the head again)
Baby girl has started clicking her tongue, and running around with blankets like a little old lady shawl.
A game of telephone
Ring ring
Its high time we see if I can type the same thing every week. The people have been waiting for too long.
Top Five Things To Drop Directly On Someone’s Head from Four Stories Above Them
You’ve seen it in cartoons, but now its real life, and I’m writing a section on it.
Bowler Hat. Or even a set of bowler hats. Imagine how good it would feel to waft down ten bowler hats and dapper-ify ten dudes innocently walking in a triangle below you.
Anvil. I’ve never even seen an anvil before. Imagine tossing something as heavy as a car but the size of a child gently off a four story ledge and it landing on your friend, squashing him flat as a pancake, and he has to spend two hours walking around as a two dimensional being. Classic.
One Feather. This one is actually really difficult, which is why it would be so satisfying. It would probably take a ton of tries to get right but in this dream, you get it right first try. Didn’t that feel good?
The Interdimensionally Enabled Kirby Vacuum Cleaner. Just think. You throw it down, and it sucks them up, and they meet halfway in a glorious moment before it shunts them to an alternate dimension with magic powers, and even a harem. You’d never know where they went, but as the vacuum clatters to the ground, you would smile in satisfaction, knowing you could wonder about it for the rest of your life.
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Ducksnax
Paint 2
We’ll just throw it in the trash but its the spirit of the thing