men are from mars, women are from duckstack

Here’s what we know. We know the Yellow Armor of the Darkened King is at Brad’s Grandma’s house. She keeps it in a closet downstairs in Brad’s old bedroom. We know Brad has been spending a lot of time over there, and we also know that there’s a lot of alcohol in that closet. Brad spent just an hour a month there eight weeks ago, and now he’s spending upwards of four hours there a day. This is beyond dispute. These are the facts. What we need now is a plan of action. Rally the Ducks. Stack them. The time to act is now.
The Heart Fairy
You sometimes see them on safaris and such
Have you ever heard a nationalist talk about “The Heartland?” This mystical realm is the home of the heart fairies, a beautiful and delicate species recognizable for their dainty wings and slender frames, and for carrying human hearts everywhere. The heartland is made out of hearts. Like their cousins, the tooth fairies, heart fairies collect hearts from under people’s pillows1 and take them back to their homes, presumably for use as pillows, just like their cousins the tooth fairies do. Isn’t nature beautiful?
Abuse
A brief parallelism that some might find helpful
If a man wants his wife to be a stay at home mother, denying her access to funding is straightforwardly abusive. This is because you are denying her something which she has no other way to obtain, and marriage is, or should be, a partnership. A pooling of resources. Whether or not women “need” money is immaterial- they function better with it. But mens finances are not unlimited. A woman who learns to save and budget carefully does a virtuous thing. She makes herself easier to live with through discipline and self sacrifice. Of course the man usually benefits from the woman’s purchases, but at least in most cases women are the bigger driving force in a family’s finaces.
If a woman wants her husband not to cheat, denying him access to sex is straightforwardly abusive. This is because she is denying him something which he has no other honorable means to obtain, and marriage is, or should be, a partnership. A pooling of resources. Whether or not men “need” sex is immaterial- they function better with it. But women’s availability is not unlimited. A man who learns to save and budget his libido carefully does a virtuous thing. He makes himself easier to live with through discipline and self sacrifice. Of course the woman does benefit from the man’s sex drive, but at least in most cases men are the bigger driving force2 in a marriages sex life.
The Hearth Fairy
Yuo’ve heard of elf on the shelf
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf. He’s dead. He’s an angel now, and sits on the fireplace mantle, watching but unseen. Those spiritual sensitive think he’s a fairy because he never really was all that tall. But he’s actually an elf, its a misclassification. And he’s sensitive about it. He earned those wings through years of faithful hide-and-seek, he is an angel, not a fairy! But, begrudgingly, he would admit the pointy ears do make the mistake more understandable.
History
A lot of boxes this week. If there’s cardboard anywhere in the house the kids will find it and sit on it.
“Should we go to sleep?” “uh I want to eat brownies first. But only one at a time.”
The baby is in her carrying trash cans era. She lugs.
The toddler hid in a big box this week. “Ahh! There’s a talking box!” I said. “The talking box ate me!” He said.
After a bit of laying on the bed, my wife commented “That was my break, I’m back to cleaning.” and the toddler agreed “Yeah, and I’m back to playing!” *runs off*
The toddler who cannot read saw a sign and told us that it says “No cars driving along the grass, or crashing into the houses”. I think signs like that are important
The baby is in her foam balls era. She loves playing with them, rolling them back and forth with you, etc. Unfortunately she also loves eating them
HOW TO GET RICH
Step by Step by popular demand3
I don't know.
Trade Goods: Immigration
Trade is good, people are bad
Friend of The Duckstack Bennett’s Phylactery wrote an article this week for his Fraternity, Exit. The purpose of his organization is to make its members robust against civilizational collapse, and understanding that collapse comes with the territory. His article this week was too good not to share, and is an excellent diagnosis of the perverse incentives American corporations are placed under to put immigrants in bad positions. The only thing I would add is that H1B visas also constitute a sort of legalized slavery- because if a perfectly legal H1B immigrant loses their job, they also lose the right to work in America, creating a perfectly eager serf class which is not the kind of thing we want to be incentivizing. Please read:
Ducksnax
hairstyle
dont try this at home
heh
I consider myself part of the popular btw. Everything I like is popular.